Small men's come back!

Hajnal Ban, an Australian politician who was 5 feet grew to 5 feet 3 after having bone stretching surgery in Russia.  Doctors broke in several places then inserted wire rings to lengthen the legs.  Hajnal Ban declares: "God made me small, Surgery made me tall".  Rumors even say that medicine could be stretching plenty of other parts of a man's body...Imagine... This could drastically change the life of a lot of men, such as my dear co-reporter Nelson Ramsbottom.        Oh la la ! All will rise soon, tall and proud.

Hope is here for those who don't want to be small anymore.

Nelson...you are going to be OK.

Votre ami, Jacques Cuillère.

DJ takes over Madagascar

I say!! I've heard that President Ravlomanana has stepped down and is, in fact, no longer president of Madagascar.  (For those of you who are geographically challenged, it's a wonderful little island off the coast of Africa...)  Anyway, as I was saying, the new president is a former DJ, 34 year old Andry Majoelina, who holds among his many achievements the creation of the digital printing and advertising company Injet.  Not to mention being a dab hand on the turntables.  It does give a whole new meaning to the term political spin....