Small men's come back!

Hajnal Ban, an Australian politician who was 5 feet grew to 5 feet 3 after having bone stretching surgery in Russia.  Doctors broke in several places then inserted wire rings to lengthen the legs.  Hajnal Ban declares: "God made me small, Surgery made me tall".  Rumors even say that medicine could be stretching plenty of other parts of a man's body...Imagine... This could drastically change the life of a lot of men, such as my dear co-reporter Nelson Ramsbottom.        Oh la la ! All will rise soon, tall and proud.

Hope is here for those who don't want to be small anymore.

Nelson...you are going to be OK.

Votre ami, Jacques Cuillère.