Congrats

It's that time of year again, ladies and gents. It's time to award the Geraldine Hairpiece "Just Don't Give a Fuck" Award!

Competition was fierce as there are quite a few people out there who really just don't give a fuck, but in the end it came down to one little girl in Missouri.

Darian, a 10 year old who has to do such tedious tasks as shoveling chicken shit and moving hay on the farm where she lives, fell down in the barn and landed, with shocking accuracy, on a fucking pitchfork. What happened?? Well, the prongs of the pitchfork went clear through Darian's little leg. Her mother called 911, and Darian was taken in a helicopter to a hospital where she was x-rayed and had the prong removed from her leg. Darian now has a staph infection. How did our 10 year old heroine respond to all of this trauma? Darian didn't shed a tear and said that flying in the helicopter was  "awesome."

Congratulations Darian. You're complete inability to give a fuck has made you the 2009 winner of the Geraldine Hairpiece "Just Don't Give a Fuck" Award.