Monday, October 5, 2009

Hands


So it turns out that washing your hands is a very important and helpful technique in preventing the contraction of the SWINE FLU! Oh really? I had no idea. Washing your hands is a good thing? Wow. Because I have been living in a hole seventy-five feet under the ground for the last 200 years and I haven't heard about basic sanitation. Is this really a news piece? Is this REALLY a good masking of news media scare tactics? Turns out you need to wash your hands or else you will die. OH NO!!!! WHAT ELSE DO WE NEED TO KNOW??? I'LL STAY TUNED IN!!!

Jesus Christ.
-Jimmy

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