Nutterman Loses The Plot

I say! It's one thing to have an affair, but quite another to try and use another man's, um, 'indiscretions' to extort money from him, no matter what his public status.

Now, while all my sympathy goes out to Regina, wronged spouse of David Letterman, who is undoubtedly hurt by his extra-curricular activities, just what the bloody hell does Mr Halderman (accused of an extortion attempt on Mr Letterman, after he found out about a string of affairs, including [allegedly] one with Mr Halderman's girlfriend) think he's doing? And what was I thinking trying to string such a convoluted sentence together with no attention to grammar?

Really Mr Halderman? If you weren't man enough to satisfy your girlfriend in the sack, and some old fellow off the television did the job for you, I certainly wouldn't be going all around the media shouting about it. Where's your self-respect?

You, sir, are what we call a penis. Now go and learn how to use yours to better advantage.

Goodnight!