Bloodsuckers

So apparently scientists (you know, those smart asses you hated in high school who had to go on and prove they were so much fucking better than you) have created some sort of laser for killing mosquitos.

Now, I've seen quite a few movies over the past few decades, and there are always lasers. There are always lasers. It's a fact of life. Anyway, lasers seem to fucking kill lots of stuff because they're, I don't know, LASERS. So why do you need a special one just to help people deal with mosquitoes or malaria? Good job scientists. What a waste of fucking time.

Right. I'm gonna finish off this bottle of wine now. Best of luck to all bloodsuckers!

-Geraldine