Fake It Easy

Dear Geraldine,

I've been working on my singing career a lot lately and have made a bit of a name for myself. However, I just had a bit of a set back when I lost Britain's Got Talent, so I've checked myself into a clinic to recover from all this mental exhaustion. However, as soon as I'm out I'm getting back on to my career. I'm wondering if you have any suggestions for my debut album title?

Thanks,

Susan Boyle

Dear Susan,

How about "Fugly Road" or "The Who's That Talentness Hack" or "Fat Side of the Moon" or "Boredom Calling"? If you were better looking and had the same voice you have, no one would care and you'd still be bagging groceries at Tesco.

Get a job,

Geraldine Hairpiece