Hello, dearies!
Geraldine Hairpiece here. You may have already correctly assumed that I'm a big fan of living in the age of convenience, but even I know that you can push that a little too far. Apparently some excuse for a human being has been stealing appliances from under-construction new homes in and around San Antonio, TX. I applaud the ingenuity, really, but you really ought you just buy your own microwaves. Of course, Joshua Michaud, the 32-year-old suspect, was eventually caught thanks to yet another device created to make the day to day routine easier. Homebuilder Pulte Homes placed a GPS tracker inside one of their ovens left in an house currently under construction, and sure enough, the oven was stolen. The tracking device lead the police directly to the imbecile's truck and further on to his collection of $2,000 worth of stolen appliances.
Let this be a lesson to us all that while it's fine to want you're life to be a little easier, you can't expect others to provide you with everything.
Cheers,
Geraldine Hairpiece
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