Friday, September 25, 2009

Middle East in Midtown

Hey guys!

Tiffany Feelings here with a weather report for Manhattan (that's NYC, k?) Looks like it's raining assholes.

SO.... not only is my EX (I don't wanna talk about it) boyfriend now living in sin with some slut (I said I don't wanna talk about it) in Hell's Kitchen, but on top of that, some douchebags from Libya and Iran visited the UN this week. Col Moammar Gadhafi of Libya (douchebag who was all, "Hey, Lockerbie bomber, here's a heroes welcome home!") and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (so-called President of Iran who was all "Holocaust? WTF? That's not real.") went to New York to talk about how great they both are for like an hour and a half straight. Gah, well, this island girl is very happy to not be living in New York in that amazing studio that she and her EX (Goddamn it! I DO NOT want to talk about it!) boyfriend picked out on craigslist and saved up to make the deposit on. FUCK.

So yeah. Rain. Rain rain rain. And cold. COLD-HEARTED!!!!!!

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