Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Total Bad-Ass


Good Afternoon, this is Cynthia Meridian, here to award my "You are a Total F**king Bad-Ass" award for the summer. I don't care that it's only July 1st. I'm ready to give the award now.

Ladies and Gentleman, the "You are a Total F**king Bad-Ass" award goes to Bahia Bakari, the SOLE survivor of the Yemeni Jet Crash on Tuesday. Ms. Bakari, a native of the southern suburbs of Paris, not only survived the actual plane crash into the ocean off the coast of Africa, but then she clung to a piece of wreckage for 14 hours! 14 hours people! I don't know anyone who could do anything for 14 hours, let alone survive in oceanic waters through the night.

While she does have a fractured collarbone and other related injuries, it is reported she is doing well while in recovery.

Congratulations Ms. Bakari. You are a Total F**king Bad-Ass.

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