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Hello Dearies,

Hope none of you are in Texas and want to get married. BECAUSE YOU CAN'T! In 2005 when an constitutional amendment was added in Texas to ban same-sex marriages and domestic partnerships, a clause is subsection B stated, "This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage." That's right. NO MARRIAGES.

Excellent job, biggots.

Drink up!
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