Thursday, May 28, 2009

Identity Crisis


Dear Geraldine,

I've felt for a while that I'm losing myself. I hate my job, I don't know my own children, and on top of that I was diagnosed with cancer a year ago, and the medication I'm taking, capecitabine, causes the skin on my hands and feet to peel severely, leaving me without fingerprints! It's like a sign from the universe that I just don't know who I am anymore! What can I do to feel more like myself again?

Lost,
Betty

Dear Betty,

No fingerprints, huh? Quit bitching and start stealing, you idiot!

Found,
Geraldine Hairpiece

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